his perfect day > her perfect day
I expect a blow job when I wake up too
I like her day a bit more, minus the “hot shower - alone” bit and the “hunks.”
As for his day… who would willingly get up at 6 AM? Especially to wait 15 minutes for a blowjob. Also, why is he an alcoholic, why assassinate Michael Jackson, and who is Elle MacPherson?
Also also, “growlers?” Are they hiding tigers in their muffs?
And why in bed alone? … oh wait, that’s probably just because of the ludicrous gas he has that requires him to let out a 22-second fart. I’d blame all the steaks and nine beers throughout the day.
/PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH COMPUTER OUT OF RAGE/
HOW CAN YOU TELL SHE WEIGHS EXACTLY 17 POUNDS MORE
WHO SLEEPS JUST FOR ONE HOUR
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK WOMEN ARE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOURSELF THAT THEY MUST BE COMPLIMENTED EVERY TWO SECONDS
CARRIED TO BED? ARE YOUR LEGS BROKEN?
> Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
NOW I’VE LOST IT
+1 to above.
I don’t like either one of these “perfect days” to be honest.
My Perfect Day:
-Sleep as much and as late as I want.
-Eat all the delicious looking food I see on my dash constantly.
-Play all those video games I never had the money to buy.
-Travel
-Meet internet bros in person (this fits in with traveling really).
-Meet Harry Potter cast
-Meet a non dead Jimi Hendrixdont think i could fit all this into one day though.
Gender stereotypes — check!
Heteronormativity — check!
Binarism — check!
Fat shaming — check!Anyway, my perfect day would probably consist of sleep, internet, Studio Ghibli films, cats, and baby animals.
Oh, and maybe a chance to use that amazing bath in the fifth floor Prefect’s Bathroom. SO MANY BUBBLES.VOMMM
Where the hell is the 60-minute multiple orgasm?
(Source: sumsandsigmas, via torayot)
