torayot:

tchy:

[Two photos of a silver pocket watch that is SHAPED LIKE A SKULL. On the left, it is closed, showing a ring and attached chain connected to the top of the skull. On the right, it is open, with the hinge at the back of the head so that the skull opens along the jaw. The inside of the top appears concave; the face of the watch is in the bottom half of the skull and decorated with an engraving of what appears to be an angelic person with a scythe, similar to the Grim Reaper. The numbers on the watch face are Roman numerals.]
deepdarkmarvellous:

“A dear little trinket of the sort favoured by devils.”

OH. MY. GOD.

*_*

Need

torayot:

tchy:

[Two photos of a silver pocket watch that is SHAPED LIKE A SKULL. On the left, it is closed, showing a ring and attached chain connected to the top of the skull. On the right, it is open, with the hinge at the back of the head so that the skull opens along the jaw. The inside of the top appears concave; the face of the watch is in the bottom half of the skull and decorated with an engraving of what appears to be an angelic person with a scythe, similar to the Grim Reaper. The numbers on the watch face are Roman numerals.]

deepdarkmarvellous:

“A dear little trinket of the sort favoured by devils.”

OH. MY. GOD.

*_*

Need

new info campaign tells french citizens how to be burqa vigilantes

commonunity:

wtf is going on with france?

“Awaiting the April 11 application of the law voted in October prohibiting the burqa from being worn in public, the government today began distribution of 100,000 handbills, and 400,000 pamphlets reminding people of the interdiction against “covering up one’s the face in the public space”. Leaving nothing to chance, a website will also begin operation March 4 with badgering reminders that “Hiding your face undermines the minimal demands of social life”, or the patriotism-rousing “The Republic lives with its face uncovered”. Not quite the “Yes, we can” or “I have a dream” capable of mobilizing millions, but quite possibly the kind of tag lines that buttinsky French secularist zealots feel will allow them to flash civic yellow cards at any Muslim women they deem guilty of excessive textile envelopment.”

and further still

“Remind them of the applicable rules, and invite them to respect the law by uncovering themselves, or leaving the venue,” a flier recommends all would-be pedants. Should that prove futile, it continues, crusading citizens are instructed to call the police so they may then lay the minimum $207 fine on burqa reprobates—who may also be sentenced to attend “citizenship courses” where ideological instruction on proper attire are dispensed. All that’s missing are re-education camps and blue plastic bags (though use of those latter items would probably also break the law about head-coverings).”

posted by bruce crumely in time

Life with my Little Man: 10 Honest Truths for New Mamas...

littlemanmcleod:

  1. Boys invariably smell vaguely of pee and sunshine. Heavy on the pee. Stock up on Febreze.
  2. Your boobs, when engorged (this is for the first-timer) will look like something out of a fetish video. Your husband will be intrigued: Practice saying, “If you touch my nipples I will be wearing your…

(Source: theharrisonandbabyshow)

bonedust:

veganatalie:

jinxiboo:

Vegan Peanut Butter Squares recipe via www.theveganstoner.com

oh wowza these look nommy

BRB gonna go make these

bonedust:

veganatalie:

jinxiboo:

Vegan Peanut Butter Squares recipe via www.theveganstoner.com

oh wowza these look nommy

BRB gonna go make these

bonedust:


Dear Apsiring Writers (including myself):
Take note. While toiling away, trying to write a meaningful story that justly captures some aspect of the human experience, remember that publishing, like any creative pursuit, is first and foremost a business. You could write the greatest tale that has ever been told, but if no one believes that’s it’s marketable, no one will publish it. Meanwhile, someone who is famous for tanning, teasing her hair and getting excessively drunk in public will get a book published almost instantly because the publisher knows it will make them a lot of money.
Some depressing statistics about books:
33% of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives.
42% of college graduates never read another book after college.
80% of US families did not buy or read a book last year.
70% of US adults have not been in a bookstore in the last five years.
57% of new books are not read to completion.
70% of books published do not earn back their advance.
70% of books published do not make a profit.
Knowing all of this, publishers pander to the lowest common denominator. They are far more likely to publish a terrible book that will sell a million copies than a brilliant book that will sell five hundred copies. Taking a gamble on a book they know almost no one will read is simply not worth their money.
However, you can at least try to take solace in the fact that in twenty years, people will still be reading, analysing and loving Poe’s work, yet no one will remember or care who Snooki is.
This is pathetic.

I’m never without a book. I can’t imagine not reading. What do people who don’t read do with their time?

Magazines.

bonedust:

Dear Apsiring Writers (including myself):

Take note. While toiling away, trying to write a meaningful story that justly captures some aspect of the human experience, remember that publishing, like any creative pursuit, is first and foremost a business. You could write the greatest tale that has ever been told, but if no one believes that’s it’s marketable, no one will publish it. Meanwhile, someone who is famous for tanning, teasing her hair and getting excessively drunk in public will get a book published almost instantly because the publisher knows it will make them a lot of money.

Some depressing statistics about books:

  • 33% of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives.
  • 42% of college graduates never read another book after college.
  • 80% of US families did not buy or read a book last year.
  • 70% of US adults have not been in a bookstore in the last five years.
  • 57% of new books are not read to completion.
  • 70% of books published do not earn back their advance.
  • 70% of books published do not make a profit.

Knowing all of this, publishers pander to the lowest common denominator. They are far more likely to publish a terrible book that will sell a million copies than a brilliant book that will sell five hundred copies. Taking a gamble on a book they know almost no one will read is simply not worth their money.

However, you can at least try to take solace in the fact that in twenty years, people will still be reading, analysing and loving Poe’s work, yet no one will remember or care who Snooki is.

This is pathetic.

I’m never without a book. I can’t imagine not reading. What do people who don’t read do with their time?

Magazines.

(Source: palahniukandchocolate)

bonedust:

allcreatures:

A displaced orangutan walking on a road that is part of fresh clearing for palm oil plantation in Sampit district in Central Kalimantan in Borneo island. More than 1,000 captive orangutans set for release into the wild on Borneo island are being sent into a ‘killing field’ of illegal logging and poaching, Baktiantoro said. Indonesia has reserved 86,450 hectares of forest in Muara Wahau, East Kalimantan province, for the rehabilitation of 1,200 captive big apes over the next four years but warned that the endangered mammals were being sent to their deaths unless the government also managed to stop illegal logging and poaching, which is rampant in the region. Photograph: Hardi Baktiantoro/Centre For Orangutan Protection/AFP/Getty Images

This is not how orangutans are supposed to live. They cannot live in these conditions. We are killing our relatives.

bonedust:

allcreatures:

A displaced orangutan walking on a road that is part of fresh clearing for palm oil plantation in Sampit district in Central Kalimantan in Borneo island. More than 1,000 captive orangutans set for release into the wild on Borneo island are being sent into a ‘killing field’ of illegal logging and poaching, Baktiantoro said. Indonesia has reserved 86,450 hectares of forest in Muara Wahau, East Kalimantan province, for the rehabilitation of 1,200 captive big apes over the next four years but warned that the endangered mammals were being sent to their deaths unless the government also managed to stop illegal logging and poaching, which is rampant in the region. Photograph: Hardi Baktiantoro/Centre For Orangutan Protection/AFP/Getty Images

This is not how orangutans are supposed to live. They cannot live in these conditions. We are killing our relatives.

I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’.

Mike Fuhrman  (via changingperspective)

(Source: fightthefaith, via bonedust)

This is way more hardcore that that Mr. Goodbody guy (or whatever he was called)

This is way more hardcore that that Mr. Goodbody guy (or whatever he was called)

(Source: quiebraley, via bonedust)

Breastfeeding pumps now deductible, IRS rules

Breast pumps and other lactation supplies are now tax deductible as medical expenses, the Internal Revenue Service said Thursday, reversing a long-held position.

Woohoo

(Source: today, via howtomakelovestay)

effyeahrats:

Napping Timmy

Wickle feet!

effyeahrats:

Napping Timmy

Wickle feet!